Protect Against The Unimaginable!
Read your insurance policy carefully.
See anything about Act of God, or Force Majeure?
Yeah, that's right. Every policy excludes it!
Due to our special position,
we can insure your home and possessions against the
Total Destruction Of Everything
at once-in-a-lifetime premiums. This is because our technology
allows us to hedge any potential loss against the far greater loss
of the world's entire financial structure.
Optional extra cover is available in case the Taxman continues to
pursue you after death and
special discounts are available for those belonging to religions who endorse re-incarnation.
You pay nothing now, yes, that's right, nothing
is due until we pay out the sum insured, at which point we deduct our low-cost premium
from the amount we pay. You cannot lose!
|to take out special Armageddon cover|