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Protect Against The Unimaginable!

Read your insurance policy carefully.

See anything about Act of God, or Force Majeure?
Yeah, that's right. Every policy excludes it!

Due to our special position, we can insure your home and possessions against the Total Destruction Of Everything at once-in-a-lifetime premiums. This is because our technology allows us to hedge any potential loss against the far greater loss of the world's entire financial structure.

Optional extra cover is available in case the Taxman continues to pursue you after death and special discounts are available for those belonging to religions who endorse re-incarnation.

You pay nothing now, yes, that's right, nothing is due until we pay out the sum insured, at which point we deduct our low-cost premium from the amount we pay. You cannot lose!

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