Welcome to the last site you will ever read!
However, these fears need be no more! At last science allows us to accurately predict the precise moment of Armageddon by using a vast array of quantum state superstring nets, each vibrating at 7,000,585,370 quivers per second! By using incredibly sensitive sensors floating in Holy Water, we can gain up to 5 minutes advance notice of impending Total Destruction.
By coupling this with sensors in every major city in the world, we can give you up to ten hours notice of the Final Curtain direct to your mobile phone!
But that's not all! Why not queue a message to be sent to a loved one, or even
your mortal enemy just before The End -- here you really can have
the Last Word!
We also bring you the
in Real Time ticking away those Final Seconds and showing
you the status of the major cities in the world.
When the world is ending, most of us can think of nothing better
than hopping into bed with a virgin to while away
those last precious minutes.
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The End Of The World.
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Finally why not register with us -- membership is
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